Dh brought this home yesterday. It's a joke someone had printed from their email. As I was reading it, I was laughing & telling dh which ones I would sign him up for. Summer Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center Registration must be completed by Friday, August 16th 2009 Note: Due to the complexity level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum Class 1 How to Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays-Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday & Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7pm. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll-Does it Change itself? Round Table Discussion Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours Class 3 Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? - Group Practice Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10pm for 2 hours Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor-Pictures & Explanatory Graphics Meets Saturdays at 2pm for 3 weeks Class 5 Dinner Dishes-Can They Levitate & Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday & Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7pm Class 6 Loss of Identity-Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. Help Line Support & Support Groups Meets 4 weeks, Friday & Sunday 7pm Class 7 Learning How to Find Things-Starting With Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8pm, 2 hours Class 8 Health Watch-Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health. Graphics & Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wenesday, Friday at 7pm for 2 hours Class 9 Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost-Real Life Testimonials Tuesdays at 6pm Locations to be determined Class 10 Ia it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations 4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours Class 11 Learning to Live-Basic Differences Between Mother & Wife. Online Classes & Role-Playing Tuesdays at 7pm, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday & Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7pm Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy-Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, and Other Important Dates & Calling When You re Going to be Late Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions & Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7pm for 2 hours Class 14 The Stove/Oven-What it is & How it is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6pm, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. I told dh that I want to sign him up for class 2, class 4, and class 7, and I want to sign the kids up for class 2, class 3 (just ds), class 4, and class 7. I also think they all need a class on how to load a dishwasher (they have no problem getting dishes in the sink, getting them in the dishwasher properly is another story).
