IF YOU GIVE A HOMESCHOOLING MOM A COOKIE If you give a Homeschooling Mom a cookie, she'll want the recipe. She will plan a complete unit study on the History of Cookies. The family will take field trip to a farm and see where we get eggs, milk and grain. At home they will make butter out of milk. The children will want to start grinding their own grain. Mom will purchase a Bosch Universal Kitchen System. She will remember she will need a new list of cookbooks. So, she will order "An Introduction To Whole Grain Baking w/ CD," "Desserts," "The Cooking With Children CD," and "Lunches & snacks Cookbook" by Sue Gregg, also "Whole Foods for Kids to Cook." Mom orders a 100 lb bag of wheat berries. Now she will grind her own wheat grain into flour. The children remember the farm field trip and knowing they can't possibly get a cow so they beg for a few chickens. So, to a trip to the library to research how to build a chicken coop and to how to care for chickens. On the way out the door Mom sees the book, "Chicken Tractor" by Andy Lee & Pat Foreman. They stop by the Feed and Seed to pick up materials and ask where to purchase the chicks. There the clerk tells them about egg that can be incubated. He sells them a book on hatching eggs, eggs, and incubator. At home Mom and the younger children set up the incubator while Dad and the older children build the chicken tractor. Back to the library to pick up gardening books and more books on chickens. The oldest daughter now starts a business grinding flour for the her friend's families. While her younger sisters are selling homemade cookies to their neighbors. The boys have started building a new chicken tractor because they want more eggs for breakfast. That cookie that started this all? The homeschooling mom's three year old ate it.
If you give a homeschool mom a cookie, she will want to ..........Pig out on Pancakes.......... only after eating Green Eggs and Ham..........she will then Ride An Elephant to School.............. and she will over feed her fish.........while handling the fish situation her kids will go looking for her and ask .........."are you my mother" until a "snort" puts them back home.......... Then through sheer exaustion they will say ............"good night moon". The next morning they will have a " muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle" before breakfast and then a little monkey will walk on to a ledge and say "It Starts"
I so want a chicken tractor and a wheat grinder. I cannot wait until we relocate to our rural property. The whole tractor idea is so cool. I had not known about them until last year when I came across an urban chicken website. I believe one would fit quite nicely in a rural setting as well.
